1. give dog a bath
2. take other dog to the vet
3. organize digital pictures in computer
4. delete fat pictures from computer
5. alphabetize books
6. decide whether to alphabetize books according to title or author
7. arrggh too difficult to alphabetize books. count them instead.
8. take a nap.
9. email employed friends with latest pictures of out-of-town trips (evil laugh here)
10. reorganize closet
11. decide which old clothes to discard, and which to keep with hopes to fit into again
12. retouch fake tattoo
13. file income tax returns by self
14. update photos and profiles in friendster, blogger and ym
15. take stuffed animals to dry cleaners
16. update bank records
17. get depressed over pathetically small savings
18. eat breakfast of oatmeal mixed with swiss miss
19. do five abdominal crunches...forget it. too painful
20. take another nap
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hey water girl aka goddess, you forgot one important thing in the to-do list of the unemployed...
"try to read the classified ads as though looking for a job. Then select one that is either will make you over or under-qualified"
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